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| Happy Mother's Day, Mom. I wish I could stay, but I have to go fight the terrorists. | |
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| You be sure to kick Osama's ass, dear. | |
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| Hey Marge, are you coming to the Mother's Day Peace Rally? | |
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| Heavens, no! That would just support the terrorists. | |
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| Don't you know that Julia Ward Howe originally conceived of Mother's Day as a day for women to protest war and promote peace? | |
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| I don't believe you! How could the woman who wrote the Battle Hymn of the Republic be so unpatriotic? | |
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