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The prosecution begins the case of the People vs. Ladyjdotnet.
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| I intend to prove that Ladyjdotnet murdered Kevin Keegans Perm through the use of bitchcraft, the ancient distaff art of harming a man by verbally cursing him. | |
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| I call as my first witness Boorite, life partner of the deceased. Tell us, in your own words, how LadyJ murdered Kevin. | |
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| Objection! The prosecutor's question presumes the guilt of my client. | |
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| It is guilty until proven innocent, n'est pas? | |
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| That's not how it works in America. Objection carries. Rephrase your question. | |
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