CC101: Bitch Trial, part 8

Author: fpd

Date: February 23, 2002

by fpd
2-23-02
Gia begins her cross-examination.
Let me begin with the semen. Doesn't this show that Kevin was raped and murdered by a man, and not by my client, who is a woman?
Not at all. A bitch's inner masculinity gives her the power to manifest semen.
This is surely undocumented superstition. Did you run a DNA test on the semen?
Objection! As anyone knows, bitch semen is magical in origin and could match any man's DNA.
Objection granted. Strike that last question from the record.
What?! This is lunacy! You can't do that, your honor.