CC101: Bitch Trial, part 11

Author: fpd

Date: February 23, 2002

by fpd
2-23-02
The defense begins her case.
I intend to show that Ladyjdotcom is not guilty of killing Kevin through bitchcraft, because bitchcraft is superstition, and the real killer was not a woman.
My first witness is my client, Ladyjdotcom. Tell us, LadyJ, did you kill Kevin Keegans Perm?
No, I did not.
How do you answer these allegations that you are a practitioner of bitchcraft?
Although I have called myself that, I have meant it only in a figurative sense. I do not actually practice the black arts.