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The defense begins her case.
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| I intend to show that Ladyjdotcom is not guilty of killing Kevin through bitchcraft, because bitchcraft is superstition, and the real killer was not a woman. | |
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| My first witness is my client, Ladyjdotcom. Tell us, LadyJ, did you kill Kevin Keegans Perm? | |
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| How do you answer these allegations that you are a practitioner of bitchcraft? | |
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| Although I have called myself that, I have meant it only in a figurative sense. I do not actually practice the black arts. | |
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