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| I call Gerald Martin Gardner of the National Skeptical Enquirer. Mr. Gardner is an expert witness on the subject of bitchcraft. | |
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| Tell us, Mr. Gardner, do bitches have any paranormal powers? | |
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| We at the NSE have done several studies on this subject. We have often had bitches prancing around naked, chanting sexy incantations. | |
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| And the results of your studies? | |
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| Naked, frolicking bitches are enchanting, but we have found no evidence of any paranormal powers. | |
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