CC105: Good News

Author: fpd

Date: March 12, 2002

by fpd
3-12-02
Yes?
Mrs. Clango, I have good news for you. Your daughter is in heaven now.
What?! Are you telling me she's dead?
Yes, she died of electrocution at her baptism. Jesus took her to heaven before she had the opportunity to sin.
You ignoramus! You tried to baptize a cyborg?! What were you thinking?!
No thanks are necessary, Mrs. Clango. I am only a humble instrument of the Lord.