CC108: Don't Worry, Be Happy

Author: fpd

Date: March 24, 2002

by fpd
3-24-02
Bok bok bok bok
My life sucks, because I don't have a girlfriend.
Hey chum, don't be a schmuck. Get a mail-order bride.
Aren't you supposed to be older?
Older? No, I don't think so. I am your mail-order daughter. I am so happy you brought me to America to live with you.
I can't do anything right, can I? There's only one thing left to do.
You're right. So don't try to kill yourself. You'd just botch it up.