Nope, I'm not gay

Author: fryjedi

Date: November 16, 2002

by fryjedi
11-16-02
Having contemplated more, I once again visited Jesus
Jesus, I'm not gay!
Of course not
Then why didn't you tell me?
Because you had to figure it out for yourself...would you have belived me if I had told you?
Uh, yeah, I mean you are the lord and savior. And besides, Murry told me! I didn't think of anything on my own at all!
And you're telling me that Murry is not just a figment of your imagination?