I liked Con Air though...

Author: fryjedi

Date: February 3, 2003

by fryjedi
2-03-03
You've stolen the money! And you're not giving it back!
You lent me this money to buy seeing eye flea feed!
Kangaroo Jack!
I'm not a kangaroo rat! I'm a groundhog?
A Jerry Bruckheimer Production
That would explain the script...