Blair v. Blair, Prologue

Author: fuyutsuki

Date: March 1, 2006

by fuyutsuki
3-01-06
Our Lord, TB addresses the house
Whereas I am effortlessly hip, and stylish, you are hideous and weak.
Europe
Perhaps the Tories weren't thinking...
Whereas I am clearly not likely to emerge from the dark at night and engage in bloody slaughter, you are quite the psychopath.
Satan
"Safe pair of hands"
Whereas I am impressed by your party's most recent choice in leader, you're still an old fogey and no reason for me not to spend the election campaign with my other finger up my ass.
Andrew Neil thinks I'm cool