Conversations with my Mother #5

Author: geocurly33

Date: November 17, 2004

by geocurly33
11-17-04
What my Mother told me about sex when I was young.
When the day comes that you are about to have sex, DON'T! You will LOSE CONTROL OF YOUR BODY!! You will not be able to stop yourself! RESIST!!!
This is SCIENTIFIC FACT! When men are in that situation THERE IS NO GOING BACK! You cannot risk something VERY BAD happening!
Uh . . . ok.
How I used this information:
How about a hummer and roll in the sack?
Sure. Can we wait an hour or so?