Conversations with my Mother #21

Author: geocurly33

Date: June 4, 2005

by geocurly33
6-04-05
This is one she brought up when I was in high school.
PUBIC HAIR! PUBIC HAIR!!! There's pubic hair in the soap! You people are DISGUSTING!
What are you talking about?
HAIRS. IN. THE. SOAP. IN. THE. BATHROOM!!!!!!! Pubic hairs!
Look - I for one have not been "abusing" the soap. Is it possible that these could be hairs from a person's head or something?
Are you calling me stupid? You think I don't know pubic hair? I KNOW pubic hair!! You have NO IDEA how much pubic hair I've seen in my day! Let me tell you . . .
Kill me now - or kill her now - but dear God let this conversation end RIGHT NOW. . .