Conversations with my Mother #22

Author: geocurly33

Date: September 13, 2005

by geocurly33
9-13-05
How my Mother freaks out a waitress.
Can I start you off with a drink before you order?
Yes, but prepare yourself! Prepare yourself for LAUGHTER!! Because we just had a service for my cremated mother! JUST NOW!
Uh, . . . ok, I'm, uh, sorry to hear that?
LAUGHTER!! Because that is what we do, we Irish people. When somebody dies WE LAUGH! LAUGH, LAUGH, LAUGH!! So get ready. For that.
So . . . something from the bar then?
Well, duh.