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John Cusack meets Kevin Spacey one day...
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| In my next movie I play the soul of a dog played by Ben Affleck who attempts to solve the meaning of life by challenging Jesus to an air hockey game in limbo. We got Cameron Diaz to play Jesus. | |
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| Really? In my next movie I play the devil's sphincter, reincarnated as an unhappy everyday American just trying to do his job. Throughout the movie I turn into a flaming pile of shit randomly. | |
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| Yeah, that one kinda took me off guard too. | |
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