Dino Doc Tells It Straight

Author: goodlordyouknowit

Date: November 8, 2003

Tyro Tim tells Dr. Triitwithanything about a story which may have lead to him becoming a broken, saddened Dinosaur.
.... and so I says to the guy, "look, ya schlub, i don't know WHAT your momma told you but"....
Mmmmm, yesssssss, interesting...
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"Ok, I have a suggestion before you go further... Just, shut the F@#K up, seriously. I mean, I don't get paid to listen to this kind of shi.... oh wait, yeah.. Uh, I guess I do. You are paying right?