1-800-676-MEAT, part 2

Author: graykane

Date: January 26, 2004

by graykane
1-26-04
That's right, Bob. Complete muscle destruction + complete muscle recuperation = maximum muscle growth. Bring on the muscle apocalypse today. Await the complete muscle resurrection. Think of Jesus.
It worked for me.
Operators Are Standing By: Call 1-800-676-MEAT. Don't Get Caught On Judgment Day Looking Weak.
That's a good stretch, Jesus. If you don't get resurrected with more muscle than you could ever dream of, you'll get a 100% refund, no questions asked. Don't get caught on Judgment Day looking weak.