True Stories from the Gym

Author: graykane

Date: January 29, 2004

by graykane
1-29-04
What's going on, man?
My friggin arms. Dude, I can't move my pinkies after that workout. My freaking pinkies are shaking. Look at them.
What's he complaining about now?
I don't know, man. I just workout here. I think he's saying you're working him too hard.
Sonofabitch, two seconds ago he was working you too hard, too. Sonofabitch. I'll gut you like a fish.
Don't worry, Matt. Jared's just an elitist. We all know Gray's like Hitler, only not as charismatic.