Aborted Baby Goes On Standup Tour

Author: graykane

Date: January 30, 2004

by graykane
1-30-04
Fucked her so hard I could wear her as a hat. I'm like, I'll never have to pay for two plane tickets again. She's an apparel. By the time I'm eight, she'll be an umbrella. By 23, a circus tent.
So I'm fucking this pregnant chick, right? But I made sure it was going to be a girl first, because I ain't into no gay shit. I'm not sticking my dick in there and getting a blowjob by no baby boy.
So I'm doin the preggy mom and this fine-ass fetus chick at the same time. If we coulda only stuck the preggy chick inside her dead mama, I coulda nailed 3 generations in 1: like a fuckn Russian doll.