Aborted Baby Campaign Trail 3

Author: graykane

Date: January 31, 2004

by graykane
1-31-04
...with vibrators for lightsabers, & I say to yo grandmama, "Damn, Yoda. You like the force, dontchya!" & I say to yo mama, cuz she's liftin her black dress, "Damn, Darth Vader, yo pussys da darkside"
Are we still on the air?
& I say to yo sista, "Damn, Princess, you took dem lightsabers whole up both ends! Now I can hold you like a corn on da cob & eat them little yellow nipples of yours like da tasty kernals dey are!"
Da's cool, baby. I aint neva done no alien b'for. You probly mo' versatile. I can stick my shit in yo back or in yo leg, back of da head, in yo 1 eye. I fuck yo knees. Poke big holes tween yo toes.
If you become President, the whole universe is fucked.