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| Childofthecorn254, let's be bosom buddies. We'll have so many illegitimate children we won't even name them. I mean we're bound to lose a few, & I want to keep only the good ones anyway. | |
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| Honey, I'll knock you up so many times you be shooting them at de neighbors. On 4th of July, dey'll be our fireworks: streaming babies, colorful umbilical cords raining afterbirth along da horizon. | |
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| You'll have so many children you'll be sending the wrong kid home to the wrong father every summer. | |
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| I never said I was claiming responsibility for all of them. | |
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