GAY SEX WARS, THE MOVIE

Author: graykane

Date: February 19, 2004

by graykane
2-19-04
Two men...
You think you're pretty hot stuff, donchya.
I'm not talking to you.
One journey...
Fine. I'm not talking to you then either. You're too fat for me to talk to. You're an elephaggot: I couldn't fuck you, but I could ride you through the desert.
Do I feel a hot wind? Don't look now, Self, but there's a big red asshole over there, and I think it's hemorrhoiding at me.
Coming To Theaters Soon... GAY SEX WARS, THE MOVIE
Wouldn't be the first time you got assblood on you.
You're so mature. You're like a mature old woman's spastic colitis, Mr. Diarrhea Mouth.