It's not a gun, it's an intergalactic translator

Author: graykane

Date: February 21, 2004

by graykane
2-21-04
Oooh, can you set that on "stun"? If so, I'll sit on that nicely shaped head of yours & ride back & forth & back & forth shocking myself all day & night. You're exactly what I needed: a new sybian.
Okay, I'm going to drop 'em, spread 'em, and shake myself to heaven. You ready? Bring it to me, big boy.
What a headfuck. I couldn't even begin to tell you what this eye has seen.
SCROE