Inspired by Waste_Of_A_Sniper

Author: graykane

Date: March 7, 2004

by graykane
3-07-04
And that's how I ended up in a Moroccan prison.
That's the saddest story I've ever heard. You know, each night I lie awake looking at that giant banana in the sky, and I wonder if I'm ever going to get out of here.
Whatch you in for?
What's a monkey ever in for? More monkeys get locked up each year than go to college. I tell you what, though: if I ever get out of here, I'm going to get that banana in the sky.