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| Hello, this is Satan. Is Jesus there? Is this the Asian twins? I've heard a lot about you, too. Yes, $5 is a good deal. Can I speak with Big Daddy Jesus? Yes, I'll hold. | |
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| For the last time, please don't call me Big Daddy in front of the girls. I'm having a tough enough time with them already. | |
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| I'm going to call you Pimp Daddy if you keep sending your little angels down here for "sleepovers." Fat Travolta had my minions playing house fer chrissakes! I told them only boy games from now on. | |
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| Hide & seek's too easy for you against little ole blind me. Let's play "hot lava." You'll like it: it's sort of forbidden in Heaven. We spit as much as we can on the slide, & then... | |
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| At the top we wrestle to knock each other down the spit-filled slide? Is that how you play it in Heaven? Here in Hell we use a 20-foot razor & jackoff on it. OK, I'm game. Whip it out, towel boy. | |
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