Wrong Things To Say On A Farm

Author: graykane

Date: May 2, 2004

by graykane
5-02-04
1. Ode to the DeadMilkmen
I'd like to help you, son, but you smell like a goat.
2.
Damnit, Grandma, you're picking the wrong mushrooms!
3.
Boy, whatch you talkin 'bout? Thirteen's marrying age.