Worst Perveted Things To Say In A Courtroom

Author: graykane

Date: May 4, 2004

by graykane
5-04-04
I object. The prosecution is staring at my tits.
Where were you on the night of April 7?
I was eating out your mom & she got up to answer the door & threw on a sundress, & I couldn't stop kicking my dangling legs. My head was caught. It was pretty funny. I shit on the floor.
You did it, didn't you.
Your finger is turning me on.