Project Milk: Soil It Green, Udderfucker!!!!

Author: graykane

Date: November 27, 2004

by graykane
11-27-04
Don't mess with me, man. You know who I am? I'm the one they've been talking about in the news.
Hey, settle down there, Bessie.
They call me crazy. They don't know crazy. I'm crazy like a fox. Beef sales have gone down, haven't they.
We intentionally infect ourselves. When a sick one of us goes down, we eat her diseased body until she's dripping from our eyes. You see, mad cow is a type of suicide bomb.
Need animal translator for the war to have meaning
Some call it terrorism. Others say we're freedom fighters. Let's just say we're done watching each other get slaughtered while the rest of us stand around chewing our own cud.
Whatchya mooing so much fer, Bessie? I reckon we's close enough now I won't use them latex gloves today when I inseminatechya.