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| Don't mess with me, man. You know who I am? I'm the one they've been talking about in the news. | |
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| Hey, settle down there, Bessie. | |
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| They call me crazy. They don't know crazy. I'm crazy like a fox. Beef sales have gone down, haven't they. | |
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| We intentionally infect ourselves. When a sick one of us goes down, we eat her diseased body until she's dripping from our eyes. You see, mad cow is a type of suicide bomb. | |
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| Some call it terrorism. Others say we're freedom fighters. Let's just say we're done watching each other get slaughtered while the rest of us stand around chewing our own cud. | |
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| Whatchya mooing so much fer, Bessie? I reckon we's close enough now I won't use them latex gloves today when I inseminatechya. | |
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