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| daddy, what are you reading? | |
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| One of my students' papers. Listen to this: "The Iliad, by Ernest Hemingway, is an important novel of fiction." You see, honey, at the local university I teach young adults how to be retarded. | |
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| is that what you teach me, daddy? | |
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| No, I'm raising you to be a prostitute so you can support my retirement in place of social security. Listen to this: "An minorities dose not git equality in university." That sentence proves itself. | |
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| A minority is someone who doesn't get equal representation in society, but that's not what she's writing about. "An minorities" are minimum-wage workers who wipe anus blood in the ketchup at Wendy's. | |
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