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| My fellow Americans, I regret to inform you that not only has North Korea's mass production of nuclear weapons & improvement of deployment capabilities threatened the safety... | |
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| if not the actual sovereignty of this great nation, but my ass has not recovered enough from the last US-led invasion for us to do anything about it. Therefore, I happily resign. This shit aint fun. | |
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Next on Survivor, who will be our next President? Will it be Spankling, or Marey Carey?
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