Carrot Top

Author: graykane

Date: January 16, 2005

by graykane
1-16-05
Hi, I'm Carrot Top. Dial 1-800-COLLECT to save enough to bail your children out of jail.
This is definitely a case of arson.
Officer, it's not a fire. It's my hair.
I was referring to your flaming act.
Dial 1-800-COLLECT. It may be your last chance to talk to you kids before their execution. Mommy!
You're such a fag.