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| Honey, since we started that vegetarian diet, I drop nothing but floaters. Do you know how disatisfying a floater is? | |
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| I know what you mean. I long to dialate two inches and squeeze out something meaty. | |
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| Yeah and profound, too. Like a neverending kielbasa sent to rip the seems of this building's plumbing. | |
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| Why am I starting to feel so inadequate? | |
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| Because you are. I want my big fat turds back. | |
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