mom jokes4

Author: graykane

Date: March 10, 2005

by graykane
3-10-05
Your mama's on crack rock. She rocks her crack back and forth on my dick.
Your mother's got panty rocks. It's not kidney stones. It's cartilage. The doctor thinks they're digested fetuses. I pull down her panties & she rains knuckles & kneecaps. She said they were candies.
Did you know you were going to have twin sisters? I accidentally ate one of their pelvic bones.
Did you ever wear a dental retainer when you were little? Apparently I wore your little sister's pelvic bone as a retainer.
But now I have perfect teeth.