Black Jesus: World News Tonight

Author: greedoshotfirst

Date: March 4, 2002

by greedoshotfirst
3-04-02
...American troops are getting asses made out of themselves yet again tonight as they follow gee dubyah's orders to blow up more sand niggers...
..And now we go to our on the scene correspondant James Van Der Beek. Dawson tell us what's going on...
...Well, we sure are looking fucking retarded as ever. The whole world's gone to shit, man. We need a hero over here. Like Jesse the Body or some shit. I'm going back to the Creek. Fuck this shit.
Fuckin' commie.