Black Jesus: Spontaneous Combustion

Author: greedoshotfirst

Date: March 4, 2002

by greedoshotfirst
3-04-02
I was watching the X-Files last night, right. And this dude, like, totally spontaneously cumbusted and shit. It was heavy.
About as heavy as my sac resting ever so gently on your eyeballs you dumb fucking phleeb. Get the fuck on before you get stepped on. You fuckin shitweasel.
...shit.
Yo, bro. What the fuck did I just step in?