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This is what happens when you get bored at work, and you decide coming up with some strips that helps make the day go by. Take them for what they are worth.

Fast Food Secrets

by grimm
2-12-04


	Welcome to Circus Burger, may I help you?


	Sucky sucky five dollah


	?


	Sucky sucky five dollah


	Ok, we'll go to the back. We ran out of secret sauce anyway.

Circus Burger #1

by grimm
2-13-04


	Welcome to Circus Burger, how can I help you?


	I want a kids meal. What's in it?


	Just like it says, kids. Nice white and dark pieces of yummy kids.


	AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


	Don't forget the cool prize. It's a 9-volt battery you could lick all day.

Circus Burger #2

by grimm
2-13-04


	Look kid, I told you stop bothering me. We don't have any.


	I want a shamrock shake.


	We don't have any dead leprechauns, so we don't have any shakes.


	I want a sh....what? Dead leprechauns?


	Yes. We need a dead leprechaun so we can drain his blood and mix it with the ice cream.


	MAAAAAAAA!!!

Circus Burger #3

by grimm
2-13-04


	Welcome to Circus Burger, how can I help you?


	I'll have the double fish sandwich combo please.


	That will be $5.93.


	Ok, but can you reach under my towel and get my money? Kind of in a bind here.


	Oh no, no way. Last time I did that, your towel fell off.


	That WAS pretty funny. The look on your face was priceless.

Circus Burger #4

by grimm
2-16-04


	Welcome to Circus Burger, may I help you?


	Dude, I saw the help wanted sign. I need a job, man.


	I could use you in the kitchen.


	No man, I need to work as the fry dude. I want to burn my nipples on the heating lamps.


	Only if you salt the fries with your other hand. If you do that, you're in.


	Dude, you rock. And can you tell me where the hot spatulas are. I wanna spank myself with them.

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