Circus Burger #4

Author: grimm

Date: February 16, 2004

by grimm
2-16-04
Welcome to Circus Burger, may I help you?
Dude, I saw the help wanted sign. I need a job, man.
I could use you in the kitchen.
No man, I need to work as the fry dude. I want to burn my nipples on the heating lamps.
Only if you salt the fries with your other hand. If you do that, you're in.
Dude, you rock. And can you tell me where the hot spatulas are. I wanna spank myself with them.