Halfway Past Bakersfield

Author: gschmitt

Date: January 10, 2001

by gschmitt
1-10-01
On the mean streets of Bakersfield, an epic struggle is about to begin...
I WAS SENT TO DESTROY THE WORLD!!! STARTING WITH YOU!!!
Sacre bleu! I am beat-poet, artist type guy. I will conquer this upstart with maddening philosophical ramblings and meterless poetry to SAVE THE FUCKING WORLD
Depressed John and Kate were breaking up, much to John's surprise...
Dear Depressed John, by the time you read this, I will be gone... erm
You were supposed to read that AFTER I left! Damn it, why'd I have to go to the bathroom and leave the letter on the table?
In Professor Z's Orbital Lab
So I'm going out with Kate tomorrow night.
Oh, you wacky robot! Make your creator (me) proud!