It's All Too Easy

Author: gschmitt

Date: January 11, 2001

by gschmitt
1-11-01
The Pair
When I am king, you shall be queen.
Satanism + Rap (see the battle of rhymes) = I think he has a superior wang
A Standoff
I'm wearing a new Abercrombie and Fitch jacket. I'm pledging Hell's fraternity.
The people of Bakersfield will not stand for drunken demons swarming the streets during Spring Break and defiling our social structures. We'll find a way to stop you.
It's all too easy
How could you side with a force of such pure evil?
Talk to the ass. Frat parties aren't so bad. I like getting drunk and having to ask people who I slept with.