WILD RITA ~THE PIRATE WENCH... By Ron Bertrand

Author: gumboron

Date: August 26, 2009

by gumboron
8-26-09
Lil' Rita returns to her dorm room and tries to explain to her roommate what had happened to her.
Jamie, Something fantastic happened to me today.
You got our tickets to the Jimmy Buffett Concert?
Lil' Rita tries to explain her new super powers.
No, something more important. I think I'm like the Hulk, only with a prettier complexion.
There's something more important than getting our Jimmy Buffett tickets!?!
Lil' Rita becomes experated.
Listen Lil' Rita, I was depending on you getting us our tickets.
But I got stopped by this Pirate and then, and then... Jamie don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry!!!