WILD RITA~THE PIRATE WENCH... By Ron Bertrand

Author: gumboron

Date: September 6, 2009

by gumboron
9-06-09
Cable News Flash...
This Just In... Wild Rita has escaped from the Maricopa County Tent City Prison!
I knew she'd have to use her super Wench powers sooner or later.
Continued News Flash...
Sheriff Arapaho says his men were simple overwhelmed and physically traumatized.
Yeah like he means she kicked their butts!
The News Continues - Fair And Balanced...
This Just In... The President has just granted Wild Rita full and complete amnesty and says she now has all the rights of a U.S. citizen.
But she's already a U.S. citizen. She was born in Milwaukee!