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| Following the President's granting of amnesty to Wild Rita his approval ratings have increased by ten points. | |
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| But why won't she come out of hiding. She must think this is a trick. Nobody seems to trust the government anymore. | |
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| This Just In... Former President Bill Clinton has offered to rescue Wild Rita and return her to a normal life. | |
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| WooHoo! He'll rescue her... he's da man! | |
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| We've just confirmed that the President has given approval for Bill Clinton to rescue Wild Rita... pending final approval from the Secretary of State. | |
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