WILD RITA~THE PIRATE WENCH... By Ron Bertrand

Author: gumboron

Date: September 14, 2009

by gumboron
9-14-09
Rita Is Contacted By Jimmy's People.
Hey Lil' Rita, I been lookin' all over for you. Jamie said that Jimmy Buffett's people called and left a message for you.
Really, I hope it's for me to provide security at his concert.
Lil' Rita Gets Some Bad News...
Ugh, actually they said that due to your recent notoriety and fame they no longer want you working Security.
Darn... I guess Jimmy thinks I'll be a distraction.
Lil' Rita Gets Some Good News...
No, what they said is that he wants you on the stage... with him. They need to know if you'll accept.
WooHoo! Are you kidding... I get to be a Coral Reefer?!!!?