WILD RITA~THE PIRATE WENCH... By Ron Bertrand

Author: gumboron

Date: October 20, 2009

by gumboron
10-20-09
News Flash From The PHox News Channel...
This just in... the man accused of having sex with a 13 year old girl has just been found ... badly injured.
I wonder if Wild Rita had anything to do with that.
The News Continues... PHair And Balanced...
It is still uncertain what caused his massive injuries. Authorities think he may have fallen off his roof while making repairs.
I wonder if Wild Rita had anything to do with that.
PHox News You Can Depend On...
The man is believed to have severe brain damage. He keeps singing the "Mmm, Mmm, Mmm Barack Hussein Obama" song.
Mmm, Mmm, Mmm