WILD RITA~THE PIRATE WENCH... By Ron Bertrand

Author: gumboron

Date: January 3, 2010

by gumboron
1-03-10
Lil' Rita Flashback... "The Clinton Years."
This just in from The Drudge Report... Seems that President Clinton has been enjoying the Oval Office a bit too much.
Oh I hope he's not working too hard. He is just the perfect president!
The News Continues...
According to our sources it appears the President has been involved with a 22 year old intern performing oral sex while in the Oval Office.
What in the world are they talking about.
Lil' Rita's Learning More Than She Expected From The President.
Hey mom... what does oral sex mean?
Well... uh,uh,uh... let's see now... oh yeah... that means when two people are talking about it.