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by gunder01
2-23-04
What!?! How Can you say that??
Jake, we need to talk... I think tou're watching too much wrestling.
That's just not true! A pack of LIES! Uh, uh...I mean... You just need to get to know me better!
You cancelled our date on Tuesday to watch ten-year-old reuns of "UWF FURY Hour", your magazine collection is bigger than your bookshelf, and the omly CD you own is The Wrestlemania Album.
Shattered, Norma storms off..
HE, gets mah heeeaaart pump-in', he gets the paaaarty jumpin', he's the MACH-O MAAAN!!...

 

by gunder01
2-23-04
The Mark finds a friend...
"The moon, the staaars, venus, sa-TURN! Yeah!" Well, I guess it is my favourite album...
Hey, me too! The Wrestlemania Album saved my life, man!
But he has his principles
I swear by the 1993 original version, the 1999 reissue was a total insult to any real fan...
But dude, it's the exact same record! They just changed the cover art for copyright reasons.
Left alone, The Mark makes a terrible discovery....
Oh God. I've been living a lie! I AM a consumer whore to Vince McMahon! NOOOO!

 

by gunder01
2-23-04
The Mark's wrestling background has also made him an expert on International Affairs...
Alright, time for your oral essay question: How should the United States deal with Saddam Hussein? Consider precedents such as The Nuremburg Trials, attitudes towards The International Crimin-
Personally, I think they should just kill the whole "terror" angle already. I mean, any noob can see that Saddam is going to turn face and help The President screw Osama at Wretlemania.
...and an excellent travel companion
...And THAT'S how the NWA decided to recognize Fujunami as champ after all.
LOOK BUDDY. THAT'S IT! I WAS INTERESTED UNTIL YOU GOT TO BUDDY ROGERS, NOW WILL YOU JUST RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ALREADY!!?!
Man, was the King Of Cable Tounament stupid or WHAT!?!
I'm a talking snowman, and even *I* can't figure out what the fuck you're talking about!

 

by gunder01
2-23-04
At the airport. Jake runs into some trouble...
Name, please?
*guffaws* Dave Meltzer.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Scott Keith is an internet wrestling columnist*
Sir, is that your REAL name?
OK, OK. My real name is.... Scott Keith! *stifling laughter*
I keep tellin' em, armed sky marshals are the only way....

 

by gunder01
2-23-04
Desperate for a new sitcom plot, FOX holds unprecedented open concept auditions
Hi! I hope you don't mind, I brought my own piece with me...As a robot. I think it's important for me to shed the "mechanized, emotionless, violent" stereotype.
OK, then, Mr...Clango. We're just about ready to- hold on, you're a robot? Really?
A star in the making...
Yes....
I love it! Can you say something jarring and completely random?
A star is born.
*sigh*.... MURDERDEATHKILL! MUST DESTROY! MUST DESTROY!
Brilliant! Rose, get Mr. Murdoch on the phone!

 

by gunder01
2-24-04
Don't you just hate these commercials?
Hey, stranger! It's that time of year again...Made any big deciscions about investing your RRSPs?
Nope
Honesty is the best policy...
Well...uh...that's fiscally irresponsible!
Actually, I found this sweet deal on a place up in Mexico...I'm gong to leave my wife and spend my retirement nestegg on pampering my Latina mistress with jewlery and blow!
Next time just play along, okay?
But, Bill...You're splitting my timeshare!

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