Tales From The Mark I

Author: gunder01

Date: February 23, 2004

by gunder01
2-23-04
What!?! How Can you say that??
Jake, we need to talk... I think tou're watching too much wrestling.
That's just not true! A pack of LIES! Uh, uh...I mean... You just need to get to know me better!
You cancelled our date on Tuesday to watch ten-year-old reuns of "UWF FURY Hour", your magazine collection is bigger than your bookshelf, and the omly CD you own is The Wrestlemania Album.
Shattered, Norma storms off..
HE, gets mah heeeaaart pump-in', he gets the paaaarty jumpin', he's the MACH-O MAAAN!!...