Tales From The Mark IV: AIRPORT

Author: gunder01

Date: February 23, 2004

by gunder01
2-23-04
At the airport. Jake runs into some trouble...
Name, please?
*guffaws* Dave Meltzer.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Scott Keith is an internet wrestling columnist*
Sir, is that your REAL name?
OK, OK. My real name is.... Scott Keith! *stifling laughter*
I keep tellin' em, armed sky marshals are the only way....