the little things

Author: haplessmyth

Date: June 1, 2005

by haplessmyth
6-01-05
bills, bills, wedding invite, subpoena, coupons...
oh, a letter from mom
DEAR SON, ENCLOSED IS A BUNCH OF CASH CUZ WE LOVE YOU SO. DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YET? LOVE MOM
jeez, my parents are great, but why do they push so hard for me to get into a relationship
I'd probably tell them I've found someone if they would give me a chance to make it feel like my own decision
oh well, I gotta get back to banging my girlfriend