Don't Fuck With The Lizard

Author: heyrichey

Date: January 7, 2003

by heyrichey
1-07-03
One cool spring morning...
Oh my god, I never realised how much I hate yo' sorry ass!
Shut the fuck up! You're a lizard in a suit. What a freak of nature!!
Yeah? Well... at least I don't pee the bed!
No but you pee your trousers, I can see that wet patch. Did little lizard get scared by the dead soldiers? Awww!
Shut the fuck up or I'll stab you!
Whatever