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by heyrichey
1-02-03
Is that dude dead?
He sure is!
Damn! I wanted to fuck his brains out.
Ur a pervert!

 

by heyrichey
1-02-03
Shall we have sex?
Yes, lets!
Whoopee!

 

by heyrichey
1-02-03
My friend digs your style
But I'm a squirrel...
Would you let him ravish your bushy tail?

 

by heyrichey
1-02-03
Sidney died...
Is this heaven?
Yes.
You're, like, really fit. Can I do you?
SHIT!

 

by heyrichey
1-02-03
Everyone has some skeletons in their closet...
Once, many years ago, I killed a man.
DUDE!!
I'M NOT FUCKING PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW!

 

by heyrichey
1-02-03
I'm really fit for a cartoon!
You are that!
I bet u wish u were more than just an arm now don't you?
Don't underestimate the torso-less...

 

by heyrichey
1-02-03
I am the Stuntdog Supreme!!!
Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.

 

by heyrichey
1-03-03
Red Robot was on the pull
Hey little goat, I wanna be your boyfriend
Unbeknown to Red Robot, goats don't like to be approached in a tacky manner
Prick!
So goat spat in his eye!

 

by heyrichey
1-03-03
Somewhere way above the clouds...
Do you like fire, my friend?
Why yes, yes I do!
Damnation! I'm sorry to say I'm a non-firebreathing dragon. I'm such a failure!
Don't be so down on yo'self my good man, I'm also a failure...
?
I cum when I sneeze!

 

by heyrichey
1-03-03
I'm fit fit fit.
So I say bomb the Whitehouse
YAY!!!

 

by heyrichey
1-03-03
Where does all the money go?
Where does all the money go?
Straight, straight up her no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ose

 

by heyrichey
1-04-03
I feel sick.
Why are you on the moon when you're feeling so unwell?
Is this the moon!?!
Yes you dork!
Oh shit!
Prick!

 

by heyrichey
1-04-03
Bradley was wandering in the graveyard one Halloween looking for a lay...
Oh my god, it's a zombie!
No! This is my halloween disguise!
Yeah??
Hubba Hubba!
Come get some big boy!

 

by heyrichey
1-05-03
Do you floss?
You what?
Do you floss?
Fuck off with that shit! There's a war going on! Can't u see all those bombs?
Prick!

 

by heyrichey
1-05-03
Would you scratch my head?
Why sure Dragon my old buddy!
Go on then...
You fucking 'scratch tease'!!!

 

by heyrichey
1-06-03
Oh my god, did you see the Police arrest that Cattle?
Don't be silly! Police don't arrest Cattle!
No seriously, they did!
Well what was Cattle doing in town to start with?
Don't ask me!
How bizarre

 

by heyrichey
1-07-03
One cool spring morning...
Oh my god, I never realised how much I hate yo' sorry ass!
Shut the fuck up! You're a lizard in a suit. What a freak of nature!!
Yeah? Well... at least I don't pee the bed!
No but you pee your trousers, I can see that wet patch. Did little lizard get scared by the dead soldiers? Awww!
Shut the fuck up or I'll stab you!
Whatever

 

by heyrichey
1-07-03
I'm Britney Spears. Fancy a bunk up?
Well I'm highly aware you're not actually Britney, but what the hell, why not!
Why have u only got one tooth? And what's that scratch on your face?
I'm Britney Spears. Fancy a bunk up?
Silent night, holy night...

 

by heyrichey
1-07-03
Hello lady, would you suck me off?
Yay! She's gone to prepare herself!!
2 hours later...
ah fuck!

 

by heyrichey
1-08-03
The evil Dog on Ball had lured a young victim back to his mega-lab
I am Rex the dog, your master. Please step into the machine.
No! I no step in smelly big machine!
Do as I say for I am your master!
You no my master. You just funny doggy on ball. Ha ha ha. Roll funny Doggy on ball!
How degrading
Roll funny Doggy on ball! Ha ha ha! Roll funny Doggy Roll funny Doggy

 

by heyrichey
1-08-03
An Elephant found his way into Frank's 'pleasure space'
Excuse me? Could you tell me if Elephants are extinct yet?
Wow! An Elephant in my bedroom! Imagine the fun I could have with that trunk...
No, no they aren't extinct. Could you bring your big fat ass and that trunk of yours over to the bed so we can play games?
Why yes, of course? Do you have Ludo under your sheets or something?
....er, Yes! Ludo! Of course!

 

by heyrichey
1-08-03
One night Reg stumbles out of the bar, pissed as a Lord...
Ello baby! I'm dwunk. How bout goin to your playse for seks?
Okay, but ah only seks men ah'm garna marree!
Take a hold o' mah arm an' ahl get uz to a 24 owwer Cherch ah know abowt
In the morning, when Reg wakes up sober...
Oh my god! You're not a short sweaty redneck man after all! You're a pretty young blonde lady! Bloody beer goggles!

 

by heyrichey
1-09-03
Why do you always start with the background when you make these comic strips, Richey?
I don't know, usually the background is irrelavent to the plot anyway
So they're totally random backgrounds then?
Yeah I guess so!
I am insane.
Prick.

 

by heyrichey
1-09-03
Today I am totally humorless
So you don't want this present then?
No.
Well would you want sex with me if I look like this?
YES!!!

 

by heyrichey
1-10-03
My name's Jesus Christ. I am dying for your sins. You must kneel down and respect me.
Eh? I can't do that from here, you'll have to get off that cross and drop your pants if you want me to kneel down and respect ya!
Excuse me lady? Don't you know who I am?
Yeah, you just said, you're called 'Jesus Christ', and I'm a dirty whore! Now do you want me to suck you off or not?
This is just disgusting! You, lady, are going straight to hell!
You what? Is that down Kings Cross?

 

by heyrichey
1-11-03
Hey! My name is Hey Richey.
I've been introduced as a way of bringing order to these comic strips.
And I am in no way a comic book representation of my author, who shares my name. Thankyou for listening.

 

by heyrichey
1-11-03
Huh-huh, you're, like really short, and standing on the corner like that makes you look like a hooker! huh-huh!
That's no way to charm a pretty girl you know, but luckily I'm easy. Fancy coming back to mine?
Dude!
Come on then big boy, gimme all you've got!
Uh... I've not got nothing, honest! Uh... have u got a Playstation?

 

by heyrichey
1-11-03
Uh... what did you just do to my willy?
I fucked you, oh my god haven't you ever fucked someone before?
Uh... well if that was fucking, then there was that incident with the blocked drain...
Ugh you're disgusting! Keep away from me you spaz!
Uh... what's a spaz?

 

by heyrichey
1-12-03
Later, somewhere in the city...
Wow! Ur, like, Kurt Cobain! Dude I love your songs!
Keep it down will ya, I don't want my banshee of a wife ever knowing I'm alive ok...?
Uh... like, hey don't diss Courtney Love! She's damn cool!
You what? That ugly bitchin' slut? Whatever, just keep it down a bit will ya?
I use my psychic powers to get rid of you, you Courtney Love hating guitar hero you!

 

by heyrichey
1-12-03
A Nirvana fan arrives...
Man, you didn't just kill Kurt Cobain did you? After all these years of him surviving and no-one knowing, you went and killed him?
Uh... I guess I did. But the dude was dissing Courtney Love!
I'm gonna make you pay for that man! I'm gonna make you pay!
Uh... but I haven't got no money, that's why I'm wandering the streets. I can't pay you nuffin....
?
Haha, egg on your face! Now you look a fool! You can't make me pay!!!

 

by heyrichey
1-12-03
Wow! You're Courtney Love! I just stuck up for you dude!
Hey that's real sweet of you, wanna come back to mine and make whoopee?
Uh... is that like having a big party with lots of people?
Not quite, well it could be like a party, but with only the two of us...
Hey, you're not trying to trick me back to your place so you can sex me are you??
?

 

by heyrichey
1-12-03
Their conversation continues...
So what'd you do to stick up for me?
Uh... I, like, set light to your husband with, like, the power of my mind!
Wow! That makes me real horny! U sure you don't wanna come back to mine and make out?
Uh... what's making out? Is that like running away from the police after you, like, steal someone's cat?
No, it means I wanna fuck your brains out.
UGH! THAT'S DISGUSTING! YOU SPAZ!

 

by heyrichey
1-13-03
One day Hey Richey met a friend...
Hey Richeyboy! You're a fool and I don't like you!
Uh... do you, like, wanna come round my place and eat, like, cake and watch videos?
No! I said you're a fool and I don't like you!
Uh... I got, like, cherry cake if you don't like just plain cake?
?

 

by heyrichey
1-13-03
Listen, I said, I DON'T FUCKING LIKE YOU.
Uh... how about chocolate cake? I could go buy you any cake you want??
Just forget it, I'm going home!
?
I don't think she likes me. *SOB SOB SOB* I want my Mummy!!

 

by heyrichey
1-13-03
In a secret basement somewhere...
Hey Richey, you really gotta learn to stand up for yourself, you weedy little shit!
Uh... is that like telling the dude in the shop that he's, like, underchanged you?
Yeah, but like you gotta kick someone's butt if they treat you like shit every once in a while
What, like this...? Oops!

 

by heyrichey
1-13-03
Hey Richey has a word to say...
That previous comic strip titled "Richey Meets Tyler Durden" well it was meant to be called "Hey Richey Meets Tyler Durden"...
Because *I'm* Hey Richey, my author is Richey. We are not one and the same.
And what was that word you wanted to say?
Oh yeah... picklekettle.

 

by heyrichey
1-13-03
Hey Richey goes to a gig...
Uh... 'Scuse us, are u, like, in the Libertines?
Do I look like a Libertine? No, get off the fucking stage will you, I'm mid-gig
Uh... are you, like, treating me like shit?
DUDE!
Serves him right!

 

by heyrichey
1-15-03
Hey Richey gets stopped by a cop
Hey Richey, am I right in believing you've been setting people alight with your psychic powers?
Yes sir, but only they've been treating me like shit!
How do you define 'treating you like shit'?
Uh... I dunno...
Well don't do it again, ok? This is your final warning!
But policeman, sir...

 

by heyrichey
1-15-03
Hey Richey prepares to annihilate the cop...
Right, that's it, I'll show you you dirty crooked cop you!
Do your worst FIREBOY! hohoho!
BURN!!! MWAH HA HA HA HA
Do you think this will do any harm to my mega-super flame retardant police uniform and skin?
Shit!
Games up boy, you're going down!

 

by heyrichey
1-15-03
Hey Richey ends up behind bars...
It's so cold in here! I wish a superhero would just come and fly me away...
Never fear my beautiful friend, Captain Grin will save you!
WOW! Captain Grin! My superhero! Please take me away from here
No problem my pretty little friend, I'll have you out of here in a jiffy

 

by heyrichey
1-17-03
Captain Grin flies Hey Richey out into a field...
Captain Grin, how can I ever repay you?
You just stay out of trouble you cute boy you, that'll make me happy
...and suck my big dick, bitch!
perv!
AGH!

 

by heyrichey
1-17-03
Hey Richey wanders into a canyon...
Hey Richey, I'm told you've been abusing your powers?
Uh... I dunno, but I'd, uhh... kinda like to, like, abuse you! huh huh huh. Ur fit!
Well then I have no choice but to remove these powers from you
Oh crap!
?
So, like, now I'm just human again, uh... do you wanna do me?

 

by heyrichey
1-21-03
Hey Richey stumbled into the lab of a mad genius...
Welcome, Hey Richey, you are now just a normal human with no powers, am I correct?
Uh... like, I guess so.
And you are on the run from the police, making you an outlaw with no human rights, am I also correct?
Uh... like, I guess so...
Well then I shall clone you, and there is nothing you can do to stop me! HAHAHA!

 

by heyrichey
1-21-03
The cloning machine kicks into action...
Huh huh huh, this is gonna be, like, so cool!
I wonder if it's gonna be, like, the exact spitting image of me and, like, everything?
But something seems to have gone wrong...
DUDE! That's not my clone, but it's fit!!!
Uh, like, get lost, you're like disgusting, you spaz!

 

by heyrichey
1-22-03
Hey Richey chats to his clone...
Uh... hey! So you're my clone then?
Uh... yeah, I guess so. Only I'm, like, sooo much fitter than you. Cos I'm a girl and everything.
Wow, that's, like, so cool! You're me, but you're, like, a girl! DUDE! Wanna go do stuff?
Uh... are you trying to sex me? Ugh! You spaz!
No way! I just mean, do you wanna go and, like, be a jerk?
Oh right, uh... yeah, I guess!

 

by heyrichey
1-22-03
Hey Richey and his female clone escape to the city
Uh... so, like, what dya wanna do?
Uh... well I'm kind of a fugitive at the moment, it's a long story.
Right... so that means I'm a fugitive too, cos I'm you but a female you so anything you did I did too?
Uh... yeah.
?
?

 

by heyrichey
1-26-03
Hey Richey and his female clone decide to start a band together...
We are Hey Richey and The Female Clone!
And we rock. ROCK!
AAAAGH! NO!! I said "ROCK!" not "GIVE ME AN ELECTRIC SHOCK!"
and that was the last of Hey Richey's female clone...
Prick!

 

by heyrichey
2-08-03
So I bet you thought I'd dissapeared huh?
I bet you thought there would be no more Hey Richey comics?
Well think again! I don't need no female clone sidekick to be ace! Oh no no...

 

by heyrichey
2-08-03
But, doesn't it piss you off when people start making comics but then just... stop. Like they can't be arsed?
Like when they hear about it they go "WOW wouldn't that be hilarious?" and their first few are. But then they reveal their true sad tediousness and can't be funny anymore so just... stop!
Well that won't happen here cos Hey Richey ROCKS!

 

by heyrichey
2-08-03
Erm...
Right... yeah... I'm still here...
Er... Just gimme a day or two to think of some decent plotlines, ok?

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